Blog #10- It's Been A Long Time...Shouldn't Left You...Without A Nice Joke to Laugh to...

I have more jokes...just never posted them...here you go...

I may not talk about economics a lot, but I do notice some things. Everybody who has some money, thinks they’re poor. But poor people, if they are able to eat everyday, believe they are rich in some aspect. Rich people somehow say something about being poor that makes them look like snobs and/or spoiled idiots. Remember a basketball player named Latrell Sprewell? He was that guy who choked his coach about 10 years ago. He was playing for Minnesota, it was the last year of his contract, and he didn’t like what the team was offering. Reporters were asking if was going to play out his contract and then become a free agent after the season. He said and I quote ''Why would I want to help them win a title? They're not doing anything for me. I'm at risk. I have a lot of risk here. I got my family to feed.'' He was due to make 14.6 million dollars. That’s 178,000 a game. Is his family a small country? Was he like John McCain, thinking that he was being treated like a middle class citizen?

I’ve dabbled in a few conversations about Michael Vick, and I think that he got a fair deal. But I am a theatre major at a liberal college, therefore, my opinion differs from…vegans and hippies. Vegans and hippies are saying Vick should stay in jail for the dogfighting ring stuff. He should stay in jail for dogfighting? Listen to these names of NFL players, whether you watch football or not. Adam Pac-man Jones…beats up strippers and will tell his bodyguards to shoot you if you fuck with him. Leonard Little, driving drunk, killed another driver. Donte Stallworth…driving drunk, killed a man crossing the street. Stallworth may not go to jail because the man was possibly jaywalking…and homeless. Jamal Lewis conspired to sell cocaine. They did not go to jail!!! You may be asking “Greg, you value a human life over an animal’s life?” You damn right I am. Look at it like this. If I was living with my girlfriend, and we had a dog, but me and my girl were fighting so much that I was at a point where I was imagining her death, and then the house suddenly catches on fire, and I only had time to save the dog or the girl, I would say “Rufus, despite the many good things I hear about beastiality, I’m probably about to have the best make-up sex in my girlfriend’s mother’s basement, so…good luck buddy.” Below, a commercial I still think is bad-ass.